Dear Internet…

Dear Internet…

I’ve been at work since 8:00 a.m. this morning. I’ve checked Facebook, Twitter, and my e-mail a hundred times since then. I’ve also enlisted the help of stumbleupon.com (awesome) and even resulted to looking up random celebrity trivia on Internet Movie Database. I’ve watched Daniel Tosh’s stand-up via YouTube and even listened to the Fieval Goes West soundtrack. I’ve checked my Klout score, read up on politics, found directions on how to make origami hearts, and familiarized myself on the life and ‘legacy’ of Charles Manson. I’ve successfully discovered how to hide you from my boss and fellow co-workers. I’ve also used up my 5 free skips on Pandora and even checked my class syllabi for the Fall. I’ve done all these things and it’s only 1:00 p.m. I’ve got four more hours until I get off of work and I am SO BORED.

Thanks for nothing Internet.

Sincerely,

Ashamed to be a Spoiled Millennial